'...we just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.'
Credit Score Comedians T-Shirts
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They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.
Occu-Pie Mars
They're Not Just That Into It
'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'
A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !
'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'
"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."
Woody Allen
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'
Football Delivery
Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!
"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"
An early turning-point in old Hollywood...
Leftie Trump
"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."
"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."
'Does grandma still outrank you?'
Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,
"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."
Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.
It's "Wolverines Without Borders" ... They want you to perform classic Fusco material in developing countries where people don't have access to the comics.
Great literary festival heckles.
'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'
'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'
An Inconcievable, Inexcusable, Incomprehensible Truth.
Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'
"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."
'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'
'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'
Not Funny
'Hey, maybe you need to work on your writing goodlymoreshun.'
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