Credit Score Comedians Mugs

'...we just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.'

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

Occu-Pie Mars

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Football Delivery

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Great literary festival heckles.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."

An Inconcievable, Inexcusable, Incomprehensible Truth.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

Seagull humour.

Russian Scapegoat