Credit Savvy Pillows

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I just..."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Money down the drain.

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"That's the parents' section."