Credit Manager Prints

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

Bank tightens credit lending.

'Walk softly and carry a twenty million dollar credit line from Chase.'

"Your payment? . . . I'm just sending it to you by special courier!"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"The credit manager where I shop is also disappointed in your income."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U.S. Credit Rating

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Run in the Family

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Financial Execution

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

Buy now... pay later

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Contemporary Consumerism

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'