Credit Manager Mugs

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

Bank tightens credit lending.

'Walk softly and carry a twenty million dollar credit line from Chase.'

"Your payment? . . . I'm just sending it to you by special courier!"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U.S. Credit Rating

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Run in the Family

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Financial Execution

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Buy now... pay later

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'