Credit Master Prints

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Banker's sign says: 'A creditor to the human race.'

Run in the Family

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

Financial Execution

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

business illustration

Buy now... pay later

'I sure thought we were done for when we flat-lined like that.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

"Actually, Mr. Johnson, there's a big difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion."

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'