Credit Card Systems Prints

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

Secret Identity Theft.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Credit card customer of the month'

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Your Flexible Fiend.

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

"Do you take MasterCard?"

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

Bank Card. Service Desk. Actually, sir, the "gold" card refers to the interest rate, not the credit limit.

"I think I'm pre-approved for trouble!"