Credit Card Systems Mugs

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Your Flexible Fiend.

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

"Do you take MasterCard?"

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"Es usted Diners' Club?"

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."