Creative Writing Explorer Gifts

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

The Artist

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Edgar Allen Poe

The Map of the human brain

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Bookworm

"Do me next."

Reading my Critics

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Super Heroes.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Introducing...Anagraman.