Creative Writing Explorer Mugs

Raymond Queneau

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

The Artist

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Map of the human brain

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

The Bookworm

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Reading my Critics

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Edison: The Early Years,

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Super Heroes.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."