Creative Writing Class Pillows

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Map of the human brain

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Do me next."

Edgar Allen Poe

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Super Heroes.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.