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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Edgar Allen Poe

The Map of the human brain

"Do me next."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Edison: The Early Years,

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I'm the bad guy..."