Creative Storage Gifts

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'Hows it coming?'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Book Igloo

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Man reading in lamp

Origami Mail

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Back scratcher

Piano desk.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

"Fall prevention!"

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

Self-Storage

"We don't own one of those fancy vibrating chairs, so we put all our phones on vibrate and put them behind his back, then we call them."

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

Bike lane.