Creative Play Artist Gifts

'Teddy, did you finish setting up your domino thing?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Playdough's The Republic

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Resourceful toddler

Lego Haircut

'How's the water skiing?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"It's a mobile."

Building Blocks.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'