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Airport

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Mushrooms of New York

A conductor reads from a picture book.

"Corc-a-doodle-do!"

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

Mob psychiatry

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

"It's definitely cold and flew season."

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

How to appear more interesting.

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.