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Linda? Amy? Yvonne? C'mon, just tell me! Maybe I should start over

Exciting potato bugs.

Pet Cemetery.

Airport

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Can I be Frank with you?

Polo pony

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Mushrooms of New York

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

A conductor reads from a picture book.

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"Corc-a-doodle-do!"

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

Mob psychiatry

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

"It's definitely cold and flew season."

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

"Wait -- you mean to say your NAME is Rich?"

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."