Creative Museum Goer Gifts

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Cartoonist thinking'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Keyboard player

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

The Copywriter's Dilemma

Stone-age Patents

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'Never think outside the box.'