Creative_insulter Pillows

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Interpretive napping

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'Hows it coming?'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

Caveman is unable to attract venture capital for his square wheel invention.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

A pen spewing letters

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

"Mouse-icles"

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"Have you been here long?"

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

'Why are you so rude?'

The joy of self-expression.