Creative_insulter Pillows

Xboxes stations game games gaming system systems outdoors exercise exercises exercising exercised mom moms mother mothers parent parents parenting parenthood parental yell yells yelling yelled

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Still Life With Nordic Track

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Hows it coming?'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Caveman is unable to attract venture capital for his square wheel invention.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

"Mouse-icles"

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

A pen spewing letters

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

"Have you been here long?"

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

'Why are you so rude?'