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Creative Entrepreneur

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Important Food Groups

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.