Creative Industry Professional Mugs

Creative Entrepreneur

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Important Food Groups

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"