Creative Gifting Gifts

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

The wife whisperer.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

You just keep giving.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

A feminist Christmas.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Solitaire card shark.

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

Bagel problems.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"