Creative Efforts Mugs

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

"Young Frankenstein"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Empty box of ideas

Instructional guide to scribbling

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Lemniskate

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Origami Society...

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

The Sculptor

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Children's Imagination

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Labradoodle"

House of books.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Sand Snowmen

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."