Creative Challenges Mugs

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

House of books.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Empty box of ideas

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Business Sisyphus

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Sinking sales

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!