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"I'm exhausted from matching wits with my teacher all day."

Empty box of ideas

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

House of books.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Prawn Amend

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Bee Chess

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

Find the needle in the haystack: $5