Creative Efforts Prints

"Young Frankenstein"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Empty box of ideas

Instructional guide to scribbling

The Origami Society...

Lemniskate

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Children's Imagination

The Sculptor

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Labradoodle"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

House of books.

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Sand Snowmen

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Hacksaw Violin.