Creative Consultant Mugs

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

"We were tossing around a few ideas to see which ones would stick, and guess where they did?"

'What's wrong with Davis?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

That shows business confidence.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'We've re-branded.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Do not think outside the box!

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Your ad here!

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Are we overthinking this?"

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"I could do that."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.