Creative Accountant Mugs

Broker's Report

“I can’t disagree, your methods are very creative. But… have you any practical accounting experience?”

Right brain accounting.

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

"I really like to push the envelope. I've even been known to do quintuple-entry bookkeeping!"

Accountancy - 'plein air'

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Executive MFA

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Art Guidelines

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

'So the cuts have started then?'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

Accounting's poet laureate.

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'

Extreme Accounting!

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

'It's a smart bailiff who finds us here!'

Accountant Reading 'The Joy of Cooking.'

IRS - 'You had NO earned income last year?', 'That's what my boss said.'

Adam and Eve Food Truck