Creative Consultant Pillows

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

"We were tossing around a few ideas to see which ones would stick, and guess where they did?"

'What's wrong with Davis?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

That shows business confidence.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'We've re-branded.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Do not think outside the box!

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Your ad here!

"Are we overthinking this?"

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"I could do that."

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."