Creation Story Aficionado Prints

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Jacques et Jille

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Hansel and Gretal

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

Alberich steals the gold

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Patents office.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy."