Creation Story Aficionado Mugs

Start your day with a splash of creation myth humor—our mugs feature clever designs inspired by origin stories, making every coffee break a mythological delight.

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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?" mockup

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

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'Where was the TSA?'

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'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.' mockup

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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"Finally, the alphabet is paying off." mockup

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

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Grizzly bears are gregarious animals. mockup

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

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'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.' mockup

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

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Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten mockup

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction." mockup

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

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"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!" mockup

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

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'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!' mockup

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

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See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission. mockup

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

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This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!! mockup

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

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'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter." mockup

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

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'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.' mockup

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

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"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!" mockup

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

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