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'I keep having this nightmare that we don't spend the money in time and the kids inherit it all.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"And finally after you've read the will, laugh out loud and say I changed my mind and it's all been given to the dog."

'What if something terrible should happen and nothing happens to him?'

Old father making will and leaving his son property in trust

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'What'll it be?'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Contest of wills.

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"I love my George. He has a will of his own, and it's made out in my favour."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Smoke, drink and womanize as much as you like but don't forget to update your will..."

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'It reads; 'Being of sound mind, I stashed the lot where those greedy, good for nothing freeloaders will ever find it'.'

"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine."