Crazy Cat Editor Pillows

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat Show

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Ginger cats.

"Let's swap some cats today."

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Living with a cataholic.

My Bowl Is Empty.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Two cats are high off catnip.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

Cat chess