Crazy Cat Editor Pillows

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Ginger cats.

"Let's swap some cats today."

My Bowl Is Empty.

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.