Craving Curator Prints

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Turtle Hat

You had me at vintage.

"The new house is almost ready!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Well, it's about time!'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

Private View.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

The passage of time.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Haile Selassie

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

The Evolution Of Manhood

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death