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"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Cow Show Tunes

Push for Disco...

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

Romance over the Irons

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that move - Show me something new! Inflatable air dancer tryouts.

The Third Day of Christmas

Close... but no Degas.

Cleaning service on skates.

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

Ballet

Unusual Washing Line

"I see your problem, honey. You're doing everything 'waterfall'. You should switch to 'agile'."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

'I told him to get down.'

End zone dance practice.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

'A couple of things have come up that we need to dance around.'

Sleeping Beauty spindle

Cat business channel.

Boy says: 'A Shoe!' Girl Says: ' Bless you.'

"Don't interrupt me when I'm spe..."

"There he is. The ringer."