Crafty Nerd Prints

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

The Computer Bore

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"It's a mobile."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'Very good and to the point.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Homeschooling

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

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'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Cell Phone

"This thing isn't working."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."