Crafty Corsair Gifts

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The Origami Society...

A DIY disaster.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Tabletop Theatre

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

'So, how was flight school?'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

About the potter.

Pelican and Origami

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'Albrecht Durer's girlfriend fails to hide her disappointment on finally being invited to see his etchings.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."