Crafty Cat Lover Mugs

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'