Craftsmanship Critics Pillows

"Bob's a tool belt."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Polluted geese

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Luthier

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Green Peace'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Raw Piano Bar

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.