Craftsmanship Critics Pillows

"Bob's a tool belt."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Polluted geese

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Luthier

'Green Peace'

Town Planning Department

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Nick Offerman

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Raw Piano Bar

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy