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LAY ZEE FUK

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Ready for a run!

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

Music Freak.

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Exams

Problem solving centre.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

TV tie-in book signpost.