Crafting Renegade Mugs

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

LAY ZEE FUK

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

"OK, ready to go again?"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Ready for a run!

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

Music Freak.

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Exams

Problem solving centre.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Mary Quant.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'