Craft Hooch Fan Pillows

Zeke only drinks craft hootch form a micro-still nowadays.

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Viggo Mortensen

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Alberto Giacometti.

Trash-talkin' artists

Miguel Ferrer

Crazy paving company.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Knight Vision

"Don't be lazy."

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Weak Knights

Frederick Robinson

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

The Joust

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.