Craft Hooch Fan Pillows

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Trash-talkin' artists

Alberto Giacometti.

Crazy paving company.

"Don't be lazy."

Knight Vision

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Frederick Robinson

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

The Joust

Weak Knights

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.

Jacinda Ardern Caricature