Craft Fair Enthusiast Pillows

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

'May pay for these beads with Manhattan Island?' 'One of the First Craft Sales in the New World.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

About the potter.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Christmas Craftwork

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Raw Piano Bar

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"Politics has divided everything."

Crocheting during lockdown