Craft Fairs Pillows

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

At the poetic justice fair.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

RAF plane ride.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.