Craft Fairs Pillows

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

At the poetic justice fair.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.