Craft Fair Enthusiast Mugs

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

'May pay for these beads with Manhattan Island?' 'One of the First Craft Sales in the New World.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

About the potter.

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Christmas Craftwork

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Raw Piano Bar

Artisanal Pottery

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Politics has divided everything."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'