Craft Camp Instructor Pillows

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Campground Conductor

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

Does it Rain at Camp?