Craft Camp Instructor Pillows

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Campground Conductor

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Bob's a tool belt."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

Does it Rain at Camp?