Cozy Staycation Lover Gifts

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Couch and Potato

Staycation Photos

"Yay! School is done!!"

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

Couch potato.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

Yeti/Not Yeti

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

My Covid passport

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Why fly south?"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'