Cozy Night Innovator T-Shirts

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Joe's new invention was keeping him warm as toast in bed...

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Love is when you watch television together.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Pyjama party

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Night Life: L.A.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

PJ Parties

Open Source.

Home Working

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

PJ Party

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it