Cozy Home Decoration Gifts

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Home depot."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat Towels

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Home Sweet Home

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.