Cozy Couch Camper Prints

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

The Common Sutra.

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

"Comfy?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"This love seat stinks!"

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

I love Horror Films

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

We never go out anymore.

"We haven't seen a bear all week, and my wife just called and said that bears are invading our neighborhood, raiding the garbage cans."

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."