Cozy Blanket Collector T-Shirts

'Was that real purring?'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Electric Blanket.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Inactive wear store.

Baby face

Baby blanket.

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Half asleep.

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'Well this is awkward.'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

I'm just glad to be out of my ugly Christmas sweaters and back into my ugly everyday sweaters.

Your feet are freezing.