Cozy Blanket Collector Mugs

'Was that real purring?'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Electric Blanket.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Inactive wear store.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Baby face

Baby blanket.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

Half asleep.

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'Well this is awkward.'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

Your feet are freezing.

"Do you have one with a buckle that swashes?"